PEOPLES THOUGHTS

Why is it that in the movies, it is always possible to park directly outside the building you are visiting?

In movies, whenever there's a car chase, why is the car always an extremely expensive one? And why does it always crash?

Why is it that in the movies, when paying for a taxi, it is possible to grab any note at random and it will be the exact fare?

Why is it that in the movies, the Eiffel Tower can be seen from any window in Paris?

Why can't life be more like a sit-com? Wouldn't it be nice to always get a laugh from your jokes and have even the biggest problem solved in half an hour?

Did you know that in the movies it doesn't matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts? Won't your enemies just wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessors?

Why is it that in the movies, any lock can be picked by a credit card or a paper clip in seconds, unless it's the door to a burning building with a child inside?

Why is it that the people who save their money for a rainy day always end up getting soaked by the government?

If at first you don't succeed, then should you give up the idea of a parachute jump?

Is no problem so big and complicated that it can't be run away from?

At the movies, why do all beds have special L-shaped top sheets which reach up to armpit level on a woman but only to waist level on the man lying beside her?

At the movies, when you turn out the light to go to bed, everything in your bedroom will still be clearly visible, just slightly bluish?

When you dine out and all the waiters are wearing gloves, do you ever wonder what's in the food that they're afraid of?

If you pay a woman attention why does she say you're smothering her, yet if you give her space she says you're ignoring her?

At the movies, how come most laptop computers are powerful enough to override the communications system of any invading alien society?

At the movies, how come all honest and hard working policemen are traditionally gunned down three days before their retirement?

Once they invent faster-than-light travel, will that mean that once you get to your destination, you'll have to wait in the dark for awhile?

When they say time flies, where does it fly to?